I Had a Little Puppy

A.K.A. Miss Susie


I had a little puppy
His name was Tiny Tim
I put him in the bathtub, to see if he could swim
He drank all the water, he ate a bar of soap
The next thing you know he had a bubble in his throat.
In came the doctor, (person jumps in)
In came the nurse,( person jumps in)
In came the lady with the alligator purse (person jumps in)
Out went the doctor (person jumps out)
Out went the nurse (person jumps out)
Out went the lady with the alligator purse (person jumps out)

Contributed by ShirLee Eberle

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A 'Miss Susie' variation...

Miss Susie had a baby, 

She named him Tiny Tim 

She put him in the bathtub, 

To see if he could swim 

He drank up all the water, 

He ate up all the soap, 

He tried to eat the bathtub 

But it wouldn’t go down his throat. 

Miss Susie called the doctor, 

Miss Susie called the nurse, 

Miss Susie called the lady, 

With the alligator purse 

In came the doctor, 

In came the nurse, 

In came the lady, 

With the alligator purse 

Mumps said the doctor, 

Measles said the nurse, 

Hiccups said the lady 

With the alligator purse 

Miss Susie punched the doctor, 

Miss Susie kicked the nurse, 

Miss Susie thanked the lady 

With the alligator purse 

 

Contributed by Sheela

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