The Cannibal King


A Cannibal King with a big nose ring 

Fell in love with a dusty maiden 

And every night by the pale moonlight 

Off to the lake he waded

He hugged and kissed his pretty little miss 

Under the bamboo tree 

And every night by the pale moon light 

Sounds like this to me.. 

Carumph (*kiss* *kiss* noise) 

Carumph *kiss* *kiss* 

Carumph ah dee la dee la de da (Repeat) 

We'll build a bungalow big enough for two 

Big enough for two my honey, big enough for two 

And when we're in it how happy we'll be
under the bamboo, under the bamboo tree 

(Sing the following as fast as you can) 

If you'll be M-I-N-E mine, I'll be T-H-I-N-E thine, And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time 

You are the B-E-S-T best of all the R-E-S-T rest And I'll L-O-V-E love you all the T-I-M-E time! 

We'll mow them down! 

Contributed by Sherri - Thank you!

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