Apple cider sticks,

It makes me sick,

It makes my heart go two forty six,

Not because I'm dirty,

Not because I'm clean,

Just because I kissed a boy,

Behind a magazine,

Hey girls, Wanna have some fun,

Here comes ________,

With his/her pants undone,

He/she can wiggle,

He/she can jiggle,

He/she can even do the splitz,

But I betcha 5 bucks he/she can't do this,

Close your eyes and count to 10,

If you mess up, Start all over again!

Contributed by Faith (US, Midwest) - Thank you!